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A couple of weeks ago, I played with new member who shot an even par 72.

We had fun during the round, so I asked him if he wanted to play next week. He said: "Sure, but I might be a half hour late."

The following week he shows up right on on time, and sets up on the first tee this time playing left-handed. Again he shoots a 72. I asked him if he wanted to play again next week.
He replied: "Sure but I might be a half hour late."

I then asked him :"How come some times you play right-handed and other times, left-handed."

He said,"When I wake up in the morning and my wife is sleeping on her left side, I play left- handed and if she is on her right side, then I play right- handed."

I then ask ;"So,what if she is laying flat on her back?"

"That's when I'll be a half hour late!" he replied

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